I LIVE FOR SECRETS

So I love horses and Taylor Swift and Ellen Degeneres and Grey's Anatomy and I have an OBSESSION with Homeland and Little Mix are my style idols and Barack Obama is amazing and penny boarding is an addiction and I am in IB and slowly degrading from it. And as Jack Harries says, gay marriage is frickin awesome.
I post shiz.

Monday, 1 - 09 - 2014

nataliyaromanoff:

Meredith Grey Appreciation Week | Day 1: Scene(s).

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via strangeite)

Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014

Taylor replies to a fan on 8.31.14 on Instagram.

(Source: oldfavoritesong, via youtaughtmeaboutyourpast)

Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014

so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

(Source: 2000ish, via gnarly)

Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014
"I’m not into organized religion. I’m into believing in a higher source of creation, realizing we’re all just part of nature."
Neil Young (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via bridle-less)

Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via novulpixthatsmypotpie)

Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014
Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014

Taylor Swift 1989 stages.

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader, via staystaystayred22)

joshpecksmom:

suck my ass

joshpecksmom:

suck my ass

(Source: usatodaysports, via cumsockmonkey)

Sunday, 31 - 08 - 2014
"The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either."
finnsgap:

sleepy Finn

finnsgap:

sleepy Finn

(via fuckyeaharriestwins)

jacksgap:

Finn and Charly

jacksgap:

Finn and Charly

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